StarManta's Insane Asylum
Thursday, November 20, 2003
  And more from the "stupid Christians that give the rest of us a bad name" department...
Theres a website that is calling Santa Claus evil. Ordinarily, this wouldn't be so bad - he teaches materialism, for example. But they wrote this article so horribly...
The first mention of Santa comes after at least 6 pagedown's worth of unrelated Bible verses.... and this is their opening argument.


"You ever noticed how easy it is to transform "Satan" from "Santa"? Just move the "n" to the end. And presto! "Satan" appears. . . Hmmm….

An internet Google search on "Satan Claus" [not Santa Claus – but SATAN Claus] found over 1,700 hits! Obviously, there are many that tie the two together."




OMG! 1700 HITS!?!?! WOW!!! Check your facts next time, moron.

Oh, it gets better.


"Is "Claus" another anagram for "Lucas"?

It’s no secret "Lucas" and "Lucis" is a new-age "code word" for "Lucifer".
...
Claus sounds a lot like "claws".
"


Arrrrrrrrrg. 
Tuesday, November 18, 2003
  I have just found what may very well be the most horribly Fundamentalist church in the world. If that offends anyone....read this article.
Long story short.... A young kid snuck out of the house to see the Matrix (REvolutions or Reloaded, I'm not sure which) on a Sunday. The kid's grandpa - a PASTOR of the damn church - was apparently so filled with what he calls "Holy Rage" that he mutilated the kid.

When ambulances arrived a few hours later after the drivers had finished Bible study, they found Geoffrey on the front lawn unclothed, unconscious, and his body covered with more punctures than a Palm Beach ballot. "There was smoke pouring out of his hiney and his little penis was burnt to a smoldering crisp," reported Baptist paramedic, Hank Farmer. "There were also frayed electric cords that appeared to have been hastily crammed into the young man like an electric enema." Paramedics found Pastor Wilkins inside the house, sitting on his toilet reading the Bible and smoking a Tiparillo . 

You know what the worst part of this story is? No one seems to be insisting that the grandpa/pastor was insane or demon possesed or anything. THEY PAID HIS DAMN BAIL AND WANT THE WACHOWSKI BROTHERS TO FOOT THE KID'S HOSPITAL BILL.

*shakes head in shame*

EDIT: It makes so much more sense now. 
  So, my DDR adapters work. I expect I'll spend a lot of time at night there....so if I'm offline around 8-10 PM ish....you know why. 
Monday, November 17, 2003
  Ah, UC is represented on bash. I'm so proud.

On a related note.... I AM ON THE LAST PAGE IN BASH.
I expect to have it completely finished by the end of this class period. >.> <.< 
Sunday, November 16, 2003
  PAGE 300 ON BASH
my goal is in sight.... :D 
  AMEN TO THAT 
Thursday, November 13, 2003
  If only this game actually existed 'sigh 
  here cas, this update is just for you :-P 
Thursday, November 06, 2003
  QDB: Quote #56978 
Wednesday, November 05, 2003
  Me too.
EDIT: erm, without the "man" part of it 
Tuesday, November 04, 2003
  Woot, my webcam works :D
If you want to see it, get Yahoo! Messenger, then IM me. there's a link to both on the side of the page :) 
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